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Paranoid Politics

PARANOIA IS SILLY - Oh sure! That's just what they WANT you to believe...

TAGS: paranoid loons
Rating: 2.69/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 10:47 pm
So they think because we don't trust the government we're paranoid? It's not paranoia, it's PATTERN RECOGNITION.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 10:46 pm
It starts when you're always afraid... step outta line, the Man comes and takes you away.
Renza - February 25, 2013, 12:04 pm
Quick, everyone be quiet, I think I saw them creeping outside the window. Not to mention the van that hangs out down the street. And the wifi signal that says "not a surveillance van"...
nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2013, 4:30 pm
Just because you're paranoid, don't mean we're not after you. Gotta find a way, to find a way. When I'm there. Gotta find a way, a better way. I had better wait. Gotta find a way, to find a way.
PapaFox - January 26, 2013, 3:42 pm
They are. Bwaahaahaa! (Insert Snidely Whiplash evil grin)
ipaprime - January 26, 2013, 11:14 am
just because i am paranoid does not mean they are not trying to get me.

CONSPIRACY LOONS - Help is available. But then, that's just what they WANT you to think...

LOONS ON STEROIDS - It's astonishing what they'll believe.

TAGS: paranoid conspiracy nuts
Rating: 2.6/5

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Renza - February 25, 2013, 10:01 am
Sometimes it is the best possible option. More humane than genocide as well.
TheConstitutionalist - February 25, 2013, 3:59 am
I'm not one who normally agrees with mandatory sterilization...but in the case of these morons; I'll make an acception.

CONSPIRACIES ! - Because paranoid people are so fun to mess with. :)

GLENN BECK - Oh God ! I really am a conniving, manipulating, self promoting, paranoid loser!!

Paranoid people are so fun to mess with! -

PARANOIA ON STEROIDS - Only someone with the intellect of a kumquat would believe this loon.

ISLAMOPHOBIA - Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

TAGS: paranoid loons islamophobia
Rating: 3.4/5

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Cannabal - March 27, 2013, 5:55 pm
Slip a Bible in their bathroom. That will sure make them s'hit.



PULL MY FINGER - You'll get as much out of that end as the other

EVERYBODY PANIC! - Chicken Little was right!

PARANOID LOONS - "They're after our right to be bigots!"

TAGS: paranoid loons
Rating: 2.6/5

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Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
Loons are actually very adaptive, intellectual birds that can fly and swim, and would take offense to being a**ociated with this myopic biped.
PapaFox - March 30, 2013, 2:25 pm
Curious too how they don't realize (or admit) that a number of g**s/les***** out there are Christians as well.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 1:52 pm
...and doesn't realize he's basically admitting to it through his backwards argument.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 1:50 pm
It's kind of impressive that the guy in the article is basically saying that future laws against hate speech are going to nail Christians because they love to spout off hate speech in the name of their 'loving' god.

PARANOIA - Just for the LOLs

PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS - It's so easy to con them

TEH GUVMINT ! - You sure dey not after meh?

Fraud -

PARANOIA - Get a grip.

TAGS: paranoid loons
Rating: 1.86/5

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JGalt - January 26, 2013, 3:24 am
according to liberals, you can still get sh** by an unloaded gun. Get me some of their tin foil! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oHsX7STHqNg
TheConstitutionalist - January 25, 2013, 5:11 pm

FEAR MONGERING - The Paranoia Pack loves to invent new reasons to be afraid of their own shadows.

Old, Drunk, Senile & Paranoid Granny Clinton -